I didn’t know shit.

And that’s the truth. I wouldn’t get very far in this business if I was a liar. That’s the thing about my stories. A lot of it, the notorious shit when I was younger, is all a matter of public record. The rest, heck, I used damn near everyone’s real names, so you can justĀ askĀ them about the shit if you want. And should you be lucky enough to meet me at a convention (I am a well known hermit) you can ask me about anything that happened, and I will probably share details that didn’t make it the book! Of course, I changed some people’s names. Why? Because I don’t want them in my fucking book, that’s why.