I had to get out. I was an adventurer and until then I had been stuck due to circumstance. But now I had a chance to be free. I just needed a job and a little bit of money. I quit working at McDonald’s the day of my graduation party. They had me scheduled for that day! I was a no show. I hated quitting like that, but Me and Wendy’s dual grad party was the party of the year and there was no way I was going to miss it so I could serve some goddamn Chicken McNuggets! After the party I took a job roofing with my friends Erik and Brent. That worked out about as well as screen doors on a submarine. Turns out, me and the ground are friends!